CFUW 134 - Hazama & Hiro

[zettai]

Hey, Hazama. I don't know how different your shepherding style is from Hatter's, but are you up for making deals too?

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[pussyfortono]

Yo.

[zettai]

Hello~ Don't mind me, just trying something that'll surely come back to bite me in the end.

[pussyfortono]

Do tell.

[zettai]

When it all comes down to it, I'm really just an idiot!

[pussyfortono]

Let me guess. This has something to do with your girlfriend, Rika.

[zettai]

Oh noooo! I thought I was so subtle, too.

[pussyfortono]

Hazama and I are always watching.

[zettai]

... That sounds perverted.

[pussyfortono]

Whoops.

[zettai]

You should be ashamed!

[pussyfortono]

What do you want?

[zettai]

A guarantee that no harm comes to Rika no matter what.

[pussyfortono]

Fine. What do I get out of it?

[zettai]

Whatever you want. I'll volunteer for whatever would be fun to put me through, or I'll kill other people in exchange. Or if you want something differently entirely, I can do that too.

[pussyfortono]

Fine. I'll let Hazama decide what he wants from all of those choices.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am. Depends on the deal though.

[zettai]

You probably have an inkling of what I'd like to trade for, right?

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

Something to do with Rika.

[zettai]

Give the man a medal! If she gets voted out, I want a guarantee that no harm will come to her.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

You got it. No harm, no foul. What will you offer me for it?

[zettai]

Hmm... Anything, really. I'm a witch, so I can grant almost any wish. If torturing me is what you want, go for it. --Ah, or at the end of the game, when everything thinks everything's over and done with, I can suddenly turn around and kill all the surviving players. It'll be a twist ending! That'd be fun to watch, right?

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

Do it.

[zettai]

[giggle] Sounds like a deal. --Oh, but to cover my ground, this is in the instance Rika gets ousted, right?

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

Yes, only if Rika is ousted. Then, you will have to kill everyone.

[zettai]

Everyone who wasn't eaten or ousted during the course of the game, right? Sorry, I'm in the habit of reading the fine print.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

Yes. Don't worry, I'm not the Hatter.

[zettai]

Good, good! I think you're a lot more fun anyway~☆ So we have a deal!

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

You'll make me blush, and yes we do.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

Lambda.

[zettai]

... Hazama.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

I want to change my reward.

[zettai]

... I thought we had a done deal.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

At least hear this out.

If Rika is ousted, I will give her no harm. She goes right to Limbo.

But at the end of the game, I want you to kill the wolves.

[zettai]

No deal. I'm not that stupid.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

I know you're not. I didn't mean kill her if she's a wolf either.

Her safety remains through the end of the game too as we talked.

I just want you to kill the wolves. They annoyed me so I want them dead.

[zettai]

Oh, so this isn't some convoluted ploy to get me to kill Rika?

[giggle] In that case, it makes no difference to me. We have a deal. ... Though I was looking forward to getting a chance to kill Hatter.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

If she's a wolf, I'll kill her myself.

I just want them dead.

[zettai]

Okay. I'll take care of the two wolves who aren't Rika. But Rika doesn't get a scratch on her, at any point.

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

I suppose this conversation implied Rika's a wolf? It doesn't matter if you believe that or not though. I just don't find it fair that the wolves stay alive at the end of the game despite everything, it annoyed me. You're the only one who seems willing to off them at the end of the game aside from myself and Hiro so I decided to ask that.

Simple. You're being paranoid.

Nevertheless, Rika won't get a scratch on her.

[zettai]

[giggle] Don't give yourself the credit for my brilliant deduction. I knew before this conversation.

Is this still in the event Rika gets ousted?

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Yes, it is.

To make it simple, if she's ousted, she walks away with no harm and you kill the two other wolves if she's a wolf. All three if she's not.

[zettai]

Great. ♥

[nicetroll.livejournal.com]

Thank you.